Wherein I Eat Mountain Lion

Last night I ate my first mountain lion. It tastes like pork. The cowboys at Avalanche Outfitters in Redstone, Colorado really know how to cook it up. Nate is such a good cook, he could probably BBQ one of his old saddles and I’d never even know the difference. Come to think of it, where’s that old saddle Heidi dropped off?

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