{"id":97,"date":"2011-08-31T08:15:22","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T08:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2012-07-14T22:08:06","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T22:08:06","slug":"resume_enhancement_techniques-_part_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2011\/08\/resume_enhancement_techniques-_part_2\/","title":{"rendered":"Resume Enhancement Techniques- Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last time we found out that on a resume, I can position the lowly job of \u201craking the sandbox\u201d as \u201c<em>Leveling the Playing Field.\u201d<\/em>&#160; This is no joke, and it will be beneficial to advancing my (somewhat dubious) career. Whatever that career is.<\/p>\n<p>In today\u2019s installment, we take the concept of resume enhancement even further, with a much more specific enhancement, and satisfying results:<\/p>\n<p>The sign on the cave tour guide shack says, \u201cB Guide- bury fossils\u201d.&#160; This, too, is no joke. If we provide hidden fossils for kids to discover, then they will smile, and we have a \u201cMission Accomplished\u201d scenario.<\/p>\n<p>So I go out to the giant sandbox early in the day with a bag of fossils in my hand. I ponder all the nuances of planting fossils, sip my coffee, study the lay of the land and begin.<\/p>\n<p>I dump all of the fossils next to the kiddie sand strainers, smoosh them into the sand with my foot, and walk away. \u201cMission Accomplished\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>We never had \u201cFossil Planting- 101\u201d at the college I graduated from.<\/p>\n<p>So I begin the task of turning this little ritual into a career-rocketing resume enhancement entry:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDirector of Paleontological Discoveries.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs DOPD, I was responsible for all fossil finds within the Park boundaries, on the days I was scheduled. Fossils ranged from the Dramamine Era, to the later Starbucks Epoch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I worked in close proximity to the paleontoligists and elicited suggestions at the sponsored digs.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s next?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last time we found out that on a resume, I can position the lowly job of \u201craking the sandbox\u201d as \u201cLeveling the Playing Field.\u201d&#160; This is no joke, and it will be beneficial to advancing my (somewhat dubious) career. Whatever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2011\/08\/resume_enhancement_techniques-_part_2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-1z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}