{"id":93,"date":"2011-08-09T15:23:36","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T15:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2011\/08\/09\/rubber_chicken_cave_tours\/"},"modified":"2011-08-09T15:23:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T15:23:36","slug":"rubber_chicken_cave_tours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2011\/08\/rubber_chicken_cave_tours\/","title":{"rendered":"Rubber Chicken Cave Tours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At first, I was nervous. I mean, what exactly do you do with a rubber chicken on a cave tour? Now after dozens of Rubber Chicken Cave Tours at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, I wonder how I ever did tours without it.&#160; The Rubber Chicken has become my constant companion, prompting jokes you normally can\u2019t even do as a tour guide.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you have chicken legs sticking out of your pants?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you have chicken legs sticking out of YOUR pants?\u201d I reply. Big laugh.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve had lots of photos of me and the chicken taken, and on occasion, someone (usually an adult) will want to pose with the chicken.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/Windows-Live-Writer\/d260939041e9_E3A3\/cavetours002_2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"cavetours002\" border=\"0\" alt=\"cavetours002\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/Windows-Live-Writer\/d260939041e9_E3A3\/cavetours002_thumb.jpg?resize=244%2C183\" width=\"244\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a>The description of Jam Crack, using the Rubber Chicken is unique in the entire cave tour industry. It\u2019s unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>Then, there\u2019s the Light Saber Rubber Chicken impersonation. Yoda would love it.<\/p>\n<p>Come with me and the chicken, and let\u2019s go have some fun underground.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first, I was nervous. I mean, what exactly do you do with a rubber chicken on a cave tour? Now after dozens of Rubber Chicken Cave Tours at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, I wonder how I ever did tours &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2011\/08\/rubber_chicken_cave_tours\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-1v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}