{"id":74,"date":"2010-05-16T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2010\/05\/16\/the_ground_drops_out\/"},"modified":"2010-05-16T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T04:00:00","slug":"the_ground_drops_out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2010\/05\/the_ground_drops_out\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ground Drops Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, one of my tour groups ran into another tour group at the top of &#8220;The Barn&#8221;. We&#8217;re talking about 40 people here.  That guide said, &#8220;Jerry, do you guys want to do a complete &#8216;lights out&#8217; with us since nobody&#8217;s down below us? &#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sure,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\nThe guide reached for the main breaker which is not supposed to be used for turning out the lights and was getting ready to flip it off. I yelled &#8220;No not that one!&#8221; as I ran toward her. &#8220;That&#8217;s the switch for the trap door where those people are standing!&#8221; I exclaimed. I heard some nervous laughter from the group.  When we switched off the proper light switch, the lights below us were still on. It didn&#8217;t get dark. Not wanting to appear completely ignorant of the switches, I said, &#8220;Oh, somebody didn&#8217;t turn off the lights off below us. Nice joke.&#8221; With that our groups parted. Tour guides have more fun than you&#8217;ll ever know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, one of my tour groups ran into another tour group at the top of &#8220;The Barn&#8221;. We&#8217;re talking about 40 people here<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2010\/05\/the_ground_drops_out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[618],"tags":[736,754,737,748,744,813,814,816,815,730,745,812],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggathon","tag-cave-tour","tag-cave-tour-group","tag-cave-tour-guide","tag-cave-tour-guide-jokes","tag-cave-tour-jokes","tag-lights-off","tag-more-fun","tag-nobodys-below","tag-not-dark","tag-tour-guide-joke","tag-tour-guide-jokes","tag-trap-door"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-1c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}