{"id":464,"date":"2012-10-20T17:50:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T23:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=464"},"modified":"2012-10-20T17:50:19","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T23:50:19","slug":"jerry-begly-is-running-for-president-in-a-weird-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/10\/jerry-begly-is-running-for-president-in-a-weird-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Jerry Begly is Running for President in a Weird Way"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I entered the presidential race with this spectacular video using a lawn ornament.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

My mom used to wish that I was running for President of the United States. Now I am.<\/p>\n

I put together a crack team of powerful, elite \u201chandlers, lawyers, marketing interns, and makeup artists,\u201d and threw my hat into the ring. My Media Consortium from Bangladesh produced this stunning new video. <\/p>\n

Sit back with a bowl of low fat popcorn and enjoy throwing the kernels at your computer screen. Hit the spinning wheels and score 500 points. Hit the yellow daisy and you score 1000. <\/p>\n

The first person to score 100,000 gets to be my running mate, or Secretary of Ice Cream Parlors, whichever opening is available.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m Jerry Begly, and I approve of this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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