{"id":415,"date":"2012-10-07T03:39:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T09:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2012-10-04T10:40:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T16:40:07","slug":"cheap-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/10\/cheap-bread\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheap Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSCN15111.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1511[1]\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1511[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/DSCN15111_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C469\" width=\"353\" height=\"469\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few days ago I bought some rock hard demi baguette bread for my son Caleb, who is having wisdom teeth issues. He gnaws on the bread and it gives him some relief from his discomfort.<\/p>\n<p>My daughters served a few loaves of that bread with our spaghetti the other night. As we all sat around \u201cchewing\u201d on that devil bread, I said \u201cBoy, if you don\u2019t have loose teeth before eating this bread, you will afterwards!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not five minutes later, my son Elijah said \u201cWhoa, I just lost my tooth!\u201d Sure enough, one of his semi-loose teeth popped out of his mouth.<\/p>\n<p>I think the Tooth Fairy forgot to deliver that night. He, I mean she, must\u2019ve been visiting the dentist with her own loose teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago I bought some rock hard demi baguette bread for my son Caleb, who is having wisdom teeth issues. He gnaws on the bread and it gives him some relief from his discomfort. My daughters served a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/10\/cheap-bread\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[898],"tags":[1458,1460,615,1462,1463,1459,824,1461],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-parenting-2","tag-cheap-bread","tag-demi-baguette","tag-dentist","tag-loaves-of-bread","tag-loose-teeth","tag-rock-hard","tag-tooth-fairy","tag-wisdom-teeth"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-6H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}