{"id":336,"date":"2012-09-10T17:15:33","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T23:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=336"},"modified":"2012-09-10T17:15:34","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T23:15:34","slug":"thats-one-scared-bat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/09\/thats-one-scared-bat\/","title":{"rendered":"That&rsquo;s One Scared Bat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN10171.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1017[1]\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1017[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN10171_thumb.jpg?resize=367%2C488\" width=\"367\" height=\"488\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We only have one bat in the cave at Glenwood Caverns. And he likes to sleep next to the light in the cave.<\/p>\n<p>I think he\u2019s afraid of the dark. <\/p>\n<p>When he was a baby bat his older brother probably told him stories of humans hiding in the closet ready to jump out at him if he got up to go the the bathroom, or run to the freezer to grab a pack of blueberries to eat in bed.<\/p>\n<p>So he sleeps next to the light right where the noisy tourists go in and out the door. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA BAT!\u201d yells a little girl as she points to the ceiling. The bat wakes up, and looks around, his big ears rotating like radars. No wait, they are radars.<\/p>\n<p>When his buddies return this fall they probably will ask him, \u201cHow was your summer in the cave?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little bat no doubt will reply, \u201cI didn\u2019t sleep a wink.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nighty night bat. Set your snooze alarm for this evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We only have one bat in the cave at Glenwood Caverns. And he likes to sleep next to the light in the cave. I think he\u2019s afraid of the dark. 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