{"id":328,"date":"2012-09-12T03:09:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T09:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2012-09-12T10:06:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T16:06:44","slug":"my-world-record-spaceflight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/09\/my-world-record-spaceflight\/","title":{"rendered":"My World Record Spaceflight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN09591.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN0959[1]\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN0959[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN09591_thumb.jpg?resize=244%2C184\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>My space flight yesterday smashed all world records. <\/p>\n<p>Wearing an army surplus gas mask and being propelled by sky-high gas prices, I was able to launch my new garage into orbit at 7:15 MDT.<\/p>\n<p>I performed several useful scientific experiments while in orbit; experiments like <em>Does Spaghetti Stick To Walls in Outer Space<\/em>?<em> <\/em>and <em>What Happens to Gangsta Pants in Zero Gravity?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN09601.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN0960[1]\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN0960[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN09601_thumb.jpg?resize=332%2C250\" width=\"332\" height=\"250\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here you see me as I floated from the tool cabinet towards the garage door opener. A fly landed on the garage door opener and I was afraid that the door would open, sucking my expensive tools and myself out into the unknown.<\/p>\n<p>My flight broke Dave Gullenex\u2019s world record when in 1974 he and his cousin accidentally blew their garage 28 miles into the air while working on a Chevy Nova upgrade.<\/p>\n<p>The reentry was smooth, but TSA frisked me upon landing at Chicago\u2019s O&#8217;Hare Airport.<\/p>\n<p>Let me know if I can ever do any experiments for you when I take my storage shed to the moon in November. <\/p>\n<p>To the moon, Alice! To the moon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My space flight yesterday smashed all world records. Wearing an army surplus gas mask and being propelled by sky-high gas prices, I was able to launch my new garage into orbit at 7:15 MDT. 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