{"id":318,"date":"2012-09-07T03:47:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T09:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=318"},"modified":"2012-09-05T16:53:02","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T22:53:02","slug":"russian-missile-narrowly-misses-camp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/09\/russian-missile-narrowly-misses-camp\/","title":{"rendered":"Russian Missile Narrowly Misses Camp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN0326.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN0326\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN0326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/DSCN0326_thumb.jpg?resize=527%2C396\" width=\"527\" height=\"396\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Recently, this Russian Tomahawk missile landed just beyond the boys bathroom at a camp located in Marble, Colorado. Fortunately the campers were all in chapel, and the warhead (made in China) didn\u2019t detonate.<\/p>\n<p>Camp staff discovered the missile while chasing a squirrel that had stolen the camp director\u2019s secret recipe for wookalar pie. The squirrel ran up the missile and sat on the still-smoking fins.<\/p>\n<p>NORAD tracking experts admitted to not detecting the missile as it flew over 90 percent of the US, narrowly missing 13 commercial jets, and a truck driver from Indiana who had tied helium balloons to a lawn chair and was floating above the small town of Wakarusa.<\/p>\n<p>Authorities at the Department of Defense stated that the public was never in any danger, because the missile is actually made from an old telephone pole, and had a very imprecise flight path. <\/p>\n<p>The biggest mystery is why the Russian Army didn\u2019t detach the wheel before launching the missile. It\u2019s supposed that the launch captain was on Twitter at the moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, this Russian Tomahawk missile landed just beyond the boys bathroom at a camp located in Marble, Colorado. Fortunately the campers were all in chapel, and the warhead (made in China) didn\u2019t detonate. 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