{"id":280,"date":"2012-08-29T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2012-08-28T17:30:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T23:30:35","slug":"ufos-in-the-cave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/ufos-in-the-cave\/","title":{"rendered":"UFOs in the Cave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSCN08721.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN0872[1]\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN0872[1]\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSCN08721_thumb.jpg?resize=391%2C294\" width=\"391\" height=\"294\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you take&nbsp; cave tour with me at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, you will see these signs in various places. I\u2019m not exactly sure what they mean.<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought they meant \u201cNo bloody hands in the cave.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I realized that the owners wouldn\u2019t put stuff on the tours which would scare kids, so I concluded that the sign meant \u201cDon\u2019t cut your hand on the stalactites.\u201d That almost made sense until I realized that the picture is not of a human hand. <\/p>\n<p>It is obviously the hand of some mutant creature from another planet. It\u2019s unearthly.<\/p>\n<p>The only conclusion that I can come to is that the sign means,\u201dDon\u2019t cut your alien fingers in the cave.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ever since then, I\u2019ve been looking for traces of UFOs in the cave. <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve noticed the Sharpshooter photographers acting a little odd lately.<\/p>\n<p>The lights are acting weird in Kings Row, and the bat is a little rambunctious lately.<\/p>\n<p>Now if you\u2019ll excuse me, I need to go check out those stalactites. I think behind them I see a set of antennas <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you take&nbsp; cave tour with me at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park, you will see these signs in various places. I\u2019m not exactly sure what they mean. At first I thought they meant \u201cNo bloody hands in the cave.\u201d I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/ufos-in-the-cave\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[65],"tags":[1213,1212,876,736,1052,732,1208,1210,1211,1167,1207,1209],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-fun","tag-antennas","tag-bat","tag-cave","tag-cave-tour","tag-glenwood-caverns-adventure-park","tag-kings-row","tag-mutant-creature","tag-photographers","tag-sharpshooter","tag-stalactites","tag-ufo","tag-unearthly"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-4w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}