{"id":245,"date":"2012-08-19T04:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T10:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=245"},"modified":"2012-08-19T16:25:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T22:25:12","slug":"no-banjos-at-the-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/no-banjos-at-the-bank\/","title":{"rendered":"No Banjos at the Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSCN0858.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN0858\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN0858\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSCN0858_thumb.jpg?resize=289%2C218\" width=\"289\" height=\"218\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I stopped into the bank for some transactions and a cup of coffee. I thought it would be a good idea to use the restroom before standing in a long line.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked to the restroom I saw a sign under the restroom sign that said \u201cbanjos\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Being a pretty fair banjo player myself, I wanted to check out the bank\u2019s banjos. There must be a great collection of them here at the bank. <\/p>\n<p>But the banjo sign led me right into the restroom. \u201cThey must be mounted on the wall,\u201d I thought to myself.<\/p>\n<p>To my dismay, I never found the banjos. I looked everywhere. Under the sink, above the paper towel holder, and inside every stall. What a rip off.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. It\u2019s late at night and I\u2019ve got to get to bed. As they say in Mexico, \u201c<em>Bonus nachos!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I stopped into the bank for some transactions and a cup of coffee. I thought it would be a good idea to use the restroom before standing in a long line. As I walked to the restroom I saw &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/no-banjos-at-the-bank\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[897],"tags":[837,1139,1141,1142,1140],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-2","tag-banjo","tag-bank","tag-banos","tag-bonus-nachos","tag-restroom"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-3X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}