{"id":233,"date":"2012-08-16T07:51:44","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T13:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=233"},"modified":"2012-08-16T07:51:45","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T13:51:45","slug":"target-doesnt-know-anything-about-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/target-doesnt-know-anything-about-college\/","title":{"rendered":"Target Doesn&rsquo;t Know Anything About College"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 18 year old son is headed to college this fall. <br \/>Being the organized person that he is (this proves that \u201cthe apple CAN fall far from the tree\u201d),&nbsp; he got the college checklist of necessary items from target, and began reading the list off.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGaming station\u201d, stood out in my mind as one of the most important necessities for college. \u201cToilet brush\u201d was probably second. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, Dad,\u201d Caleb mused, \u201cThey don\u2019t even have pencils on the list.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow about paper?\u201d I inquired.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLittle multicolored erasers that you put on your pencil?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot that, either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>All told, there were 5 different devices listed which are used for entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>College sure has changed since I was there. For our entertainment, we played Round Robin ping pong until the Resident Assistant shut us down around midnight. Then we sat up \u2018till 2 am solving all of the world\u2019s problems. Then the troublemakers in the dorm would get drunk, and throw Chinese Throwing Stars at the drywall until 4 am.<\/p>\n<p>If I need to go back to college for another degree, I\u2019m gonna have to buy a lot of batteries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 18 year old son is headed to college this fall. Being the organized person that he is (this proves that \u201cthe apple CAN fall far from the tree\u201d),&nbsp; he got the college checklist of necessary items from target, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/08\/target-doesnt-know-anything-about-college\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[898],"tags":[1105,1092,1103,1058,1104,1094,1096,1102,1099,1098,1093,1097,1100,1101,1091,1095],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-parenting-2","tag-batteries","tag-checklist","tag-chinese-throwing-stars","tag-college","tag-college-degree","tag-college-necessities","tag-college-ruled-paper","tag-dorm","tag-entertainment","tag-eraser","tag-gaming","tag-pencils","tag-ping-pong","tag-resident-assistant","tag-target","tag-toilet-brush"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-3L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}