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<\/a><\/p>\nI got to work a half hour early. For breakfast, I had a bag of microwave popcorn, a boatload of baked beans (left over from \u2018the big private party at the caverns the night before), and several glasses of free Coca Cola. Now THAT\u2019S a breakfast! <\/p>\n
And you wonder why your cave tour guide is smiling when he shows up. He\u2019s just eaten 15 ounces of baked beans, and he\u2019s going to walk through the cave ahead of you.<\/p>\n
Yeah, being a cave tour guide is not for wussies. <\/p>\n
I just wish this passageway was not so small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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