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<\/a><\/p>\nIf you were up with me at 4 am this morning, your would have seen me smacking KGBlend coffee beans with a 16 ounce hammer. The unfortunate beans didn\u2019t have the dignity of spinning around in a coffee grinder (that\u2019s in storage while we build our house). Instead, the beans were dropped into a Zip Loc bag, sealed shut, and pounded for ten minutes with a rubber handled Eastwing.<\/p>\n
If I had paid more attention to what coffee bag I was grabbing as I flew down the grocery isle in pseudo-shopping spree winner mode, I would have had an actual cup of coffee this morning.<\/p>\n
Instead, I sat in the dark and lingered over a hot cup of \u201ccoffee-flavored water beverage.\u201d And that\u2019s after I poured the water back and forth through the strainer 10 times.<\/p>\n
If you plan on living 30 miles from the grocery store, I have one piece of advice, buy a bigger hammer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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