{"id":146,"date":"2012-07-19T09:07:05","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T15:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/?p=146"},"modified":"2012-07-19T09:10:54","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T15:10:54","slug":"how-to-sleep-when-youre-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/07\/how-to-sleep-when-youre-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Sleep When You&rsquo;re Tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are tired enough you can sleep under almost any situation.<\/p>\n<p>Take my son Joshua, for example. I went to tuck him in one night, and found him laying in bed with a 2&#215;4 board on top of him. It was no small board either. The thing was almost 5 feet long.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhose 2&#215;4 is that?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat 2&#215;4?\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe one on top of you,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d he yawned as he drifted off to sleep. I kissed him goodnight, and left the 2&#215;4 on him, thinking that the next day he would say to himself, \u201cWow, I slept with a 2&#215;4 on top of me last night!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The next night I went to tuck him in and say good night, and what did I find? He was almost asleep with that same 2&#215;4 laying on top of him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy do you still have that 2&#215;4 laying on top of you?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs there a 2&#215;4 still on top of me?\u201d he replied as he drifted off to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I guess if you are tired enough, you can sleep under ANY situation. That is if you are a kid\u2026and you haven\u2019t had an 18 hour layover in Istanbul, Turkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are tired enough you can sleep under almost any situation. Take my son Joshua, for example. I went to tuck him in one night, and found him laying in bed with a 2&#215;4 board on top of him. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/2012\/07\/how-to-sleep-when-youre-tired\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[898],"tags":[900,901,893,904,905,907,908,899,902,903,909,910,906],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-parenting-2","tag-2x4","tag-2x4-board","tag-comedy-parenting","tag-istanbul","tag-istanbul-turkey","tag-kiss","tag-kiss-your-kid-goodnight","tag-parenting","tag-sleep","tag-sleep-deprivation","tag-tired","tag-tuck-him-in-for-the-night","tag-yawn"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2B5nY-2m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jerrybegly.com\/superunleashedblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}