Why Stamps Went Up

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Well, now I know why the price of postage stamps went up. Here in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, the US Postal Service needs new duct tape for their drive through mail boxes.

Gas prices, health insurance, and level III body armor are a lot for the Post Office to provide for their employees. Mailboxes apparently are at the bottom of the totem pole.

Do they buy duct tape from Lowes at $5.99 per roll, or do they order it from GSA at $13,000.53 per roll? Just wondering.

With all that duct tape residue stuck to  my letters, it’s no wonder it takes them so long to reach their destinations. That poor little snail is all gummed up in grey goo.

Hammer Coffee

When you think of the KGB, you might have visions of the Hammer and Sickle. When you think of KGBlend coffee from Daz Bog, you probably don’t think of a hammer and Zip Loc bag.

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If you were up with me at 4 am this morning, your would have seen me smacking KGBlend coffee beans with a 16 ounce hammer. The unfortunate beans didn’t have the dignity of spinning around in a coffee grinder (that’s in storage while we build our house). Instead, the beans were dropped into a Zip Loc bag, sealed shut, and pounded for ten minutes with a rubber handled Eastwing.

If I had paid more attention to what coffee bag I was grabbing as I flew down the grocery isle in pseudo-shopping spree winner mode, I would have had an actual cup of coffee this morning.

Instead, I sat in the dark and lingered over a hot cup of “coffee-flavored water beverage.” And that’s after I poured the water back and forth through the strainer 10 times.

If you plan on living 30 miles from the grocery store, I have one piece of advice, buy a bigger hammer.

Heavyweight Boxer in the Cave

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Joe Harris was on my cave tour today. Joe is a retired heavyweight boxer nicknamed “Cut and Shoot.”

“Joe was a heavyweight contender during the 1950s. He won his first 23 fights, including consecutive wins against Willi Besmanoff, Bob Baker and Willie Pastrano, and was named Ring Magazine‘s progress of the year for 1957.

Before the bout Roy was on the cover of Sports Illustrated.[4] In August 1958, Harris was given a title shot by world champion Floyd Patterson. Harris knocked down the champion in the second round of their fight, but was himself knocked down four times…” (Wikkipedia)

After the cave tour, Joe and I sat and talked about boxing a bit.

“Joe, give me one piece of advice about boxing,” I begged.

“Duck” Joe replied without missing a beat.

He went on to give me some of his best boxing advice, and I was thrilled.

You never know who is going to be on your cave tour. What fun.

Dangerous Highway 133

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Highway 133 in Colorado is rated by the Colorado Department of Transportation to be the 5th most dangerous road in the state. The road itself is impeccable. The blacktop is kept up to standards, there are guardrails on many of the curves, and the striping paint is always well done (except for that one time when the painter wobbled the centerline for about 5 miles. We think he was either hung-over, or it was his last day on the job.)

Nonetheless, there are persistent dangers on the road that I drive seven days a week, not the least of which, are the mudslides. On the most recent episode of “Have Mudslide, Won’t Travel,” I counted no less than 30 spots where the mud came out onto the road.

It reminds me of the time we were headed home and a big slide covered all the width of the road near Redstone, Colorado. It was raining, and nearly dark. Vehicles were backed up, but a few four-wheel drive trucks were coming our way through the mudflow.

I asked my son, Caleb to run up to the slide and see if he thought I could make it through with the Subaru we were in. He came back out of breath with, “Yeah, if you go fast enough you can do it.”

So being in the mood for adventure (when am I not in the mood for adventure?) we hit the mudslide at about 30 mph. It was deeper than I expected, and the rocks were bigger than I would have wanted to go over, but hey, we were in the middle of a quality father-son experience.

The car bottom hit some rocks, and we bounced like a cheap quarter ride at the mall. The car cleared the slide, and we came out the other side with a “Yee Haw!” and a prayer of thanks.

“We may have wrecked the bottom of the car, or punctured the gas tank,” I told Caleb.

“I said you could make it through. I didn’t say you wouldn’t wreck the car,” Caleb replied.

Mud flows can be fun. Just don’t try it at home.

I Flew at Kitty Hawk

It was a close call. I almost didn’t make it. Thanks to the National Park Service, and my family’s support, I got to fly a plane at the exact, and I meant exact, spot where Wilbur and Orville made their first historic flight. Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.

My plane went right down the exact location where the Wright Brothers sent their historic if not fragile gossamer.

It was in the evening, and we were almost out of time for our launch window. All of the tourists were out of the area, except for a Japanese couple. My support team literally ran to the launch site. There was a lot of shouting and high energy prior to the flight, knowing how significant this would be.

We checked the landing gear, and wings in those final moments.

My kids couldn’t believe I was going to actually do it.

Time was running out

The first flight went better than expected. The Japanese couple snapped photos as if we were doing the first manned flight. I ended up crashing the plane in the weeds about 80 feet from launch.

Then we drug the plane back to the start, checked the wings, and wound up the rubber band until we got double knots. We did one more flight before the Park Rangers kicked us out for the night.

I love flying balsa wood airplanes. I really do.